January 30, 2012

SAG Awards Fashion Police

I was going to do a winners and losers post on the SAG Awards, but decided instead, because I can, I'd do a little E Fashion police of my own, ala Joan Rivers...minus the plastic surgery.

Commence commentary.

Remember Meryl Streep at the Golden Globes. Good god. Let's try not to remember that ever again. WWAWS (What would Anna Wintour say?!)
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It appears this time she got it better. You know i love myself anything belted...even if she could wear it at a ranch. The blue is good for her. Her eyes pop. It's age appropriate. You didn't crush it, Meryl, but you get a pass.
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I don't know what it is about Michelle Williams that rubs me the wrong way. She always seems to add that one extra item to her outfit that makes it "off." At the Golden Globes it was the headband, here, it's the satin shoes that look like dyeables.
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Rose Byrne took the fashion risk of the night in an Elie Saab jumpsuit from the 2009 couture collection. This could have gone really wrong, but her hair, makeup, jewelry, bag, everything are pretty flawless. If she tried to pull this off for the Oscars, not so much, but this was a big win in my book (what does that expression mean, anyway? I've never written a book. Maybe I'll start saying "a big win in my blog," since I actually write one of those).
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Shailene Woodley, just because it's called the SAG awards, doesn't mean you should. Get the proper undergarments. Enough said.
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Emily Blunt, love you, love the color. Loved Devil Wears Prada. And I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight...and fitting into that dress...not really, but I do love that line in the movie. 
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And I'll leave you with Brangelina...because everyone talks about what they wear. I'm just not obsessed with them. Never have been, never will be. Anyone who EVER wears a vile of blood creeps me out. She looks pretty. I liked her earrings, but the dress was just okay for me. She could have worn it anywhere...okay, well maybe not to the gym. But she can have ANY dress...and she picks this one? P.S. Can someone please feed this woman?
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What were your favorites from the night?


  1. Definitely LOVED Emily Blunt and that jumpsuit on Rose was also amazing!!


  2. I couldn't stand Michelle Williams shoes, LOVED Emily Blunt and Kristin Wiig. I'm so over Brad and Angie- I hate how she's always in black and so serious- please! Did you see Lea Michele, she kept emphasizing her super high leg slit making her look slutty!

  3. Kimberly, I agree, Emily Blunt and Rose were my fav! Nat, I'm with you on Michelle and Brad and Angie, I'm over them. I also completely agree on Lea Michele, what was she trying to do really?

    Thanks for reading!

  4. :) This was a hilarious post - I loved your commentary!! I think Rose's jumpsuit is the win for me...a risk that worked.